Category Archive: funny

i’m blaming the aspartame

i’m blaming the aspartame

This is my life right now. Christmas decorations in March.  Kind of nice to look at as long as you don't get too close and notice ...

 

certifiable

certifiable

I present to you the evidence: I am now having to search my own blog to see if I have titled a post with the title ...

 

postscript

postscript

This note was lying on the end of my kitchen counter: Apparently Will had irritated his older sister while her friends were over.  Not hard to ...

 

yeah, i’m gonna need you to come in on saturday…

yeah, i’m gonna need you to come in on saturday…

I find myself in need of a manager.  This should surprise no one who knows me well, or even at the acquaintance level. It shouldn't ...

 

my life as his wife

my life as his wife

Yes, it's already been days since she tagged me (which, in my husband's opinion, might as well be last year) but what can I say?  ...

 

picture perfect

picture perfect

Today is a day that I've been looking forward to for awhile.  Whitney met up with our family late this afternoon to take our pictures.  ...

 

violet femme

violet femme

I think it was about the time that I found myself kneeling in my bathtub in a pool of swirling purple water, rubbing my head ...