Last week, I didn’t eat.  Which may explain quite a few things, including why I haven’t posted here in awhile.

I was doing the master cleanse, which is a juice ‘fast’ (technically it’s not a true fast because you are getting calories) which involves drinking only lemonade.  Just typing that sentence makes me sound crazy.

Would it help if I told you it’s special lemonade?  Because it is.

Anyway, you drink this lemonade and do a couple of other things that together are supposed to remove toxins from your body.  Cleanse you.  (This is the part of the post where I should be linkety linking to places that talk about this cleanse, but all of the sites with good info are so poorly designed - really, it seems like there’s an inverse relationship there - that I just can’t do it.  You will just have to Google it yourself.)  It also happens to be how Beyonce lost 22 pounds for her Dreamgirls role.  Just a side note.

Another side note?  I did NOT lose 22 pounds. Just in case you were wondering.

And why should you care that I decided to visit Crazy Lemon Land?  Really, you probably shouldn’t, if I’m being honest.  But I like to tell myself that the thoughts I will share soon go better with a bit of context, so…

Context given.  Thoughts soon to follow.

this time last year: in case you haven’t heard yet (28. 09. 2007)