© 2008 sarabethjones

this one goes to eleven

The thing about having twelve elementary school age boys for a sleepover (almost a month late for Jonathan’s 9th birthday): THE VOLUME NEVER TURNS DOWN.

Events like this find me in a state of heightened anxiety awareness, feeling like I need to make every effort to stay ahead of whatever is happening - trying to anticipate the crowd mentality and movement, so as not to let the party activities swing from light saber battles to burning the neighbors’ houses to the ground. Because I don’t think our insurance covers that.

I’ve made it through pizza, presents, brownies and ice cream. They’re pajama’d and in sleeping bags by the fire watching Star Wars so loudly that I can follow every line of dialogue from my bedroom upstairs. Which is, by the way, where I am. In my bed. Because in our house, the division of duties goes like this: Official Party Business? Mom. Amoebalike Mob of Wrestling, Giggling, Sword-Wielding Hyper Boys? Definitely Dad.

See you in the morning, honey…

9 Responses to “this one goes to eleven”

  1. Suzy Oakley says:

    is it not at least slightly better than a dozen screaming girls?

  2. hmm…i might say "different" - not sure i’d say "better…" : )

  3. I shoulda sent the kid with gunpowder and matches. Then it would have been a party!

  4. Lothar, an editorial note:  not sure if you saw the ‘Darth’ comment (top right corner) - but that was straight out of the mouth of said kid…

  5. berit says:

    i’m fairly certain that anxiety was the correct word. next time we’ll load you up with xanax or better yet, find you a nice room at the holiday inn express.
    in our experience, its not a real party until someone goes to the ER.

  6. berit says:

    love the new theme… totally rocks!

  7. jerusalem says:

    I found it! I found it!
    I think Wylie had the best time ever at that party- his first mass sleep-over!

  8. berit, i’m glad you like the new theme. i totally blew up the dramatic last night, and i couldn’t get the old one, delictio, to work again…

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